November 2011
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Who Would You Do - Bret vs. Jermaine
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 29th
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What is this shit I don't even
SRSLY, go watch the trailer and tell me that’s not a Funny or Die parody of a romantic movie. Rachel, Channing. This is unforgivable. 
Nov 29th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 25th
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THANKSGIVING THURSDAY CRUSH: Chris Pratt
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE. Today’s crush will be brief, but no less meaningful. After careful consideration, we have chosen Chris Pratt as the next gentleman to join the Thursday crush ranks. Why? Because. Chris is that guy who’s wins class clown AND class president. Charming, mischeivous, with a high cuddleability factor. He brings the LOLs every THURSDAY on “Parks and...
Nov 25th
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Who Would You Do- Stella!
Speaking of Stella, which of these three funny boys would you do?
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
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“Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes. They’ve got them...”
– Anya (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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THURSDAY CRUSH: Jeffrey Garten
You know what they say, behind every great woman is a nice Jew in a sweater vest. Well, maybe they don’t say that, but in the case of Ina and Jeffrey Garten, it’s true. Ina really won the husband lottery with Jefferoo. Why? Well, he probably always offers to do the dishes (see above), he’s really good on camera, and he probably laughs at all of her scripted jokes about keeping...
Nov 18th
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Nov 16th
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Female Comedians, Breaking the Taste-Taboo Ceiling →
via NYTimes
Nov 16th
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WatchWatch
This video is really in line with my minimal effort, maximum results approach to my hair. 
Nov 16th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
Two Really Important Countdowns
Nov 15th
“La-dee-da, la-dee-da.”
– (Di)Annie Hall. 
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Nov 11th
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My Louis CK Fantasy
Last night, I (Alex) took my boyfriend to see Louis CK at The Beacon. It was GREAT. No opener, just 2 straight hours of non-stop awkward, morbid, chubby single dad ginger comedy. I would tell you all my favorite parts, but I’ll restrain myself. Just know that he does a minute on Clifford The Big Red Dog that will make you pee yourself. Which leads me to my confession… I have this...
Nov 11th
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Thursday Crush- Zac Efron
WAIT! Hear me out! I know you think Zac Efron is the dweebiest person to have a crush on. I mean, I’m a grown-ass WOMAN. I should be having crushes on Michael Fassbender, and Ryan Gosling, and John Malkovich. And I do, I swear. But Zac Efron has got a charm and swagger and sense of humor that I SWEAR we will come to appreciate someday soon. Right now Zac Efron is like Jon Hamm before Hamm...
Nov 10th
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“Ms. Steinem, while onstage, had noted that, in her 20s, she had worked as a...”
– Claaaaaaaaasssic Gloria. From “House Rule” by Eric Wilson for NYT.
Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 8th
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Nov 7th
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WWYD? Harvey Specter or Mike Ross
Good morning, everyone. 
Nov 7th
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Nov 4th
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“ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET: MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON IS GETTING HIS OWN TV...”
– Watch your f*cking back, Elmo. He only fights when provoked.
Nov 4th
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THURSDAY CRUSH
On the outside, Linguini from “Ratatouille” looks like a Weasley (pet rat, ill fitting clothes, accident prone). He’s an aspiring chef, so he’d probably make you breakfast in bed, although he probably wouldn’t know a shallot from a shitake. Bonus: he lives in Paris! Linguini is basically the animated version of your high school boyfriend - he has no idea what...
Nov 4th
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Talkin' bout ROOM DECOR
I (Danielle) am moving into a new apartment soon. I haven’t found it yet, but the thrill of new decor and themes and A BEDROOM PLUS A LIVING ROOM absolutely delights me. Does anyone else take great pride in thinking up interior design themes? The themes I’ve thought up so far in life: Grandma’s University Shabby Meek The Sea Ralph Lauren Rugby Chic 60s Rustic Industrial...
Nov 3rd
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Who Would You Do From "That Thing You Do!" ?
Tom Hanks is also an option. 
Nov 3rd
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WatchWatch
BOOB POWER Movieclips.com is my new obsession. 
Nov 3rd
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“ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET: J.CREW CREATIVE DIRECTOR JENNA LYONS IS LEAVING HER...”
– Sorry Ellen, SRSLY has a new favorite lesbian.
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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What time is it? IT'S PUPPY TIME! →
Nov 1st
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ODE TO HECTOR
I know what you’re thinking, and I agree with you. Invisible cars are definitely a cool idea. But that’s not on the agenda today. Today, all I want to talk about is… Hector Elizondo. When you think about it, where would some most of your favorite movies be without Hector? How many times has he personally facilitated Julia Roberts’ happiness? Any other hotel manager...
Nov 1st
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