THURSDAY CRUSH - Ewan McGregor

Last night, Danielle and I were commiserating on the sheer perfection that is Ewan McGregor. He’s a charming Scottish scallywag who can steal our hearts whether he’s wearing a tuxedo or a thick varnish of methamphetamine-induced sweat. One time, I asked my mom sew me a red satin can-can girl outfit (it had about 20lbs of lace in the skirt) just so I could feel like Satine AKA Ewan’s one true love!! And Danielle was a Moulin Rouge Can Can girl for Halloween in 9th grade, which was also homemade and had an elaborate corset! And we weren’t even friends back then!

Anyway, back to Ewan. Try and find one thing wrong with him!! YOU LITERALLY CAN’T. Feel like trying? Watch this video of him talking about canine co-stars.

Toldya!