Ever wondered what it’s like to be a princess?
We have. Today, SRSLY imagines what JRR does everyday….
9AM - Wake up. Gorgeous Boyfriend has already made coffee. We have sex. I’ve had better.
10AM - Shower, get dressed. Tell GB I will see him later at large dressy event, can he please leave the check out for the maid?
11AM - Meeting at major fashion house. They ask if I want to be the face of their new fragrance. I say “I’d loooooove to.” I get some free shit. So honored.
12PM - Lunch with my mom. We’re wearing the same outfit. We talk about how much better Paris is than New York. We reply to some emails, and eat salads in silence.
2PM - Walked around for an hour trying to buy something, but everything I saw was boring. Called designer friend, she said to come over.
3PM - Meet designer friend at her loft, apparently she has designed a new handbag and named it after me. She’s so annoying, but I like the bag. We decide to start drinking, and toast the new handbag.
4PM - Designer Friend is annoying me. I tell her I am really busy/tired/have a lot going on/have to go to this thing tonight with Gorgeous Boyfriend.
6PM - Go home. Listen to Lana del Rey, smoke a cigarette, decide on a black dress and red lips for the large dressy event.
7PM - Finish getting dressed. Take a nap to achieve ideal bedhead/smudgy makeup look.
9PM - Wake up from nap. Oh shit, large dressy event started at 8. Oh well. Smoke another cigarette in the cab to the event. Hair looks great.
10PM - Large Dressy Event is actually an Intimate Dressy Gathering. I arrive, everyone else suddenly feels overdressed. GB says he is tired, he has a shoot in the morning. Bored. I say we have to leave because I am going to Paris tomorrow. Decide to actually go to Paris tomorrow.
11PM - Start skincare regime.
12AM - Finish skincare regime. Go to sleep.