This is the blog that goes with the show. Like when you get a free gift at Clinique, except it's all free.
CREDIT CARD from SRSLY. on Vimeo.
Why aren’t “unknown” callers ever cool people with good news? Like, “Hey Danielle, it’s me, Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah girl, I’m in the city! Let’s hang out and bake Martha Stewart cakes! You bring the batter I’ll make the frosting. What? You want to go jet-skiing in the Hudson? Yeah, of course I’m down. I’m Jennifer fucking Lawrence.”
Unknown caller is never Jennifer Lawrence. Unknown caller is always Jeremy from Chase Manhattan.
daschr likes this
austinnewyork reblogged this from srslytheblog
just-judi likes this
official-selection likes this
maximumyuks reblogged this from srslytheblog
cowboy-killr likes this
soverynow reblogged this from srslytheblog and added:
clearly these people have been tapping my phone
srslytheblog posted this
