Now That’s What I Call SRSLY: Volume 7. 

LFO- “Girl on TV”

While high on codeines my mom and I watched The Client List (really sucked) and I was reminded of how cute the original J.Lo(ve Hewitt) is/was. She and her crimped hair and green dress star in this video from LFO, a group that should only be remembered when mocking their truly vapid, even for the 2000s, lyrics. I mean, 

Shooby doo-wap & scooby snacks
Met a fly girl and I can’t relax
The only problem is she’s a movie star

Not exactly Chauncer, is it? I mean, this shit isn’t even Mandy Moore. BUT, the song itself is fun, and 2/3 of LFO really know how to give to the camera. You know which two I’m talking about. The other one and his George Clooney-circa-ER haircut can GTFO. 


Now That’s What I Call SRSLY: Vol 5. 

Hit ‘Em Upstyle by Blu Cantrell. 

A morally sound message: when your rich boyfriend (if he’s not rich, this doesn’t apply to you. But: what are you doing in your life?) cheats on you, make him pay literally by committing credit card fraud and having an estate sale. Blu didn’t have much of a career after this, which is a shame, because she had moxie (that’s what my mom said when I played this song for her on a burned CD in 8th grade).