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A friend of ours recently asked if we thought crashing at her BF’s parents’ house after partying on New Year’s was a good idea. We didn’t think so. Here’s why:

1. Two Words: Twin Bed

As we’ve documented thoroughly on this blog, the only twins we like are Olsens. As far as twin beds go, we’re like MK&A. We quit after two years at NYU.

2. No Getting Ready Montage

When you’re at Moms-n-Pops, you gotta be on your best behavior. So odds are you won’t be drinking cheap vodka and dancing around to Ke$ha while you zip yourself into that sequined minidress. Also - NYE is the one night of the year where attempting any crazy makeup trend is 100% acceptable. Are you going to ask his mom to help you glue confetti to your eyebrows?

3. You Can’t Get Crunk

If you’re crashing at the ‘rents, you might as well take those DD car keys now, because coming home drunk could get ugly. You could break something priceless, you could initiate noisy shower canoodling, or worse, you could start singing “Like A G6” at full volume. The next morning at brunch, you might not remember what happened, but you can be damn sure his parents will. 

4. The Snoop Factor

What if his mom goes in to bring you fresh towels and then she *accidentally* reads all your emails or goes through your non-matching underwear and finds out WHO YOU REALLY ARE?!?! 

5. Hotel California

There is always the risk that if you go to his parents’ house, you may never want to leave. Free breakfast? Premium cable? Unconditional love? YES, PLEASE. Unless you can see you and your guy making it work as sibs, perhaps it’s best to book a room elsewhere.